February 2009
3 posts
The Hood Olympics... →
Just some crazy shit I found on this hip-hop forum talking about if the Olympics would happen in the hood what would the events be…..this picture was on the website and all you have to click it to see the list…..
Video Event Example @ 7:00
So yeahhhhh hahahaha ridiculous but funny as hell when I first read it lol
Ghetto corner store appreciation.... →
5 single pampers $3 single 2 -X tee’s $4 Natural Ice Beer .99 hot dogs 2/1.50 random youngstas asking u to comp them beer and ciggs, I charge them $2 thick freaks working behind the counter - priceless
Really, you fucking tool? You get to ask the...
prideofboston:
catherine-elise:
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THANK YOU! i was like who the fuck is this joker and why is he allowed to speak!?!??
Editor: So did you bring back some good stuff? Did you get our publication decent facetime on TV? So many issues to pick from… What did you decide to go with?…
Reporter: Oh, I asked about Alex Rodreguez…
Editor: Pack your fucking shit and get out of...
December 2008
14 posts
Complaint #13- A Day At The Neighborhood Corner...
Store Worker: Excuse me sir...What is this?
Black Man: Food Stamps.
Store Worker: Paper food stamps?!?! Man you can't use this...it's 2008 pimpin' where's your link card?
Black Man: What? Man I got that throwback money!
Complaint #12 - Laundry Service
Black Person #1: This drought has been goin' on for the longest man!
Black Person #2: I know man, I haven't been able to do my laundry in three weeks!
Complaint #11 - Law Enforcement
Just because we will have a black Attorney General don’t mean the justice system will be fair in America. Ya’ll still mad about O.J.
Complaint #10 - Fine cuisine
These ain’t no super-sized fries!!
Complaint #9 - Grocery Shopping
What do you mean my LINK card is not working?
Complaint #8 - Job Promotion
Black Person #1: Some white dude outside the hotel thought I was a bellman.
Black Person #2: Are you serious?
Black Person #3: I know! I was like, "I'm a janitor thank you very much!"
Complaint #7 - Cooking oil
Who used the chicken grease to cook the catfish?!? Are you stupid?!?
Complaint #6 - Sleeping Arrangements
Black Person #1: Man we was so broke that I had to share a bed with my five sisters!
Black Person #2: Man we didn't have a bed! I had to share the only floor we had with my ten sisters!
Black Person #3: That ain't nothin'! We was so broke that we didn't even have a floor! Every night we broke into someone else's house to sleep!
Complaint #5 - Legalizing Marijuana
So we voted and got Barack Obama got elected. Gas prices are down but what about legalizing weed? That would be the REAL stimulus package.
Complaint #4 - Home Heating
Who closed the oven door?!? I don’t know why you think we got Huxtable-money around here…
Complaint #3 - Ghetto Antenna
Dammit! I left my clothes hanger inside the house, now I can’t listen to the radio in my 86 corolla…
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Complaint #2 - Batteries
Who stole my batteries out the freezer? You know I need those for my Walkman!
Complaint #1 - Being the only black person in...
Yes I know about slavery, Brown v. Board, civil rights, and affirmative action, but that doesn’t mean I should be the only one talking about it. The reading was assigned to you too!
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