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Feb 03
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dharrison:

(via Lunch Scholars’ Video Reveals American Teens Can’t Answer Basic Trivia (VIDEO))

This fucking hurts to watch…

REUPPED. Link is not private anymore

Feb 12
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Feb 09
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Really, you fucking tool? You get to ask the President anything in his first address and you ask about that pussy A-Rod? Who gives a shit that that toolbox did steroids ? Really?… That’s the first thing that came to mind? Please come to Boston so I can lick my hand and back-hand you in the face!

prideofboston:

catherine-elise:

(via prideofboston)

THANK YOU! i was like who the fuck is this joker and why is he allowed to speak!?!??

Editor: So did you bring back some good stuff?  Did you get our publication decent facetime on TV?  So many issues to pick from…  What did you decide to go with?…

Reporter: Oh, I asked about Alex Rodreguez…

Editor: Pack your fucking shit and get out of my office!

Yeah, black people just lost some points there.

Dec 06
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Complaint #13- A Day At The Neighborhood Corner Store...

  • Store Worker: Excuse me sir...What is this?
  • Black Man: Food Stamps.
  • Store Worker: Paper food stamps?!?! Man you can't use this...it's 2008 pimpin' where's your link card?
  • Black Man: What? Man I got that throwback money!
Dec 03
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Complaint #12 - Laundry Service

  • Black Person #1: This drought has been goin' on for the longest man!
  • Black Person #2: I know man, I haven't been able to do my laundry in three weeks!
Dec 01
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Complaint #11 - Law Enforcement

Just because we will have a black Attorney General don’t mean the justice system will be fair in America. Ya’ll still mad about O.J.

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Complaint #10 - Fine cuisine

These ain’t no super-sized fries!!

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Complaint #9 - Grocery Shopping

What do you mean my LINK card is not working?

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Complaint #8 - Job Promotion

  • Black Person #1: Some white dude outside the hotel thought I was a bellman.
  • Black Person #2: Are you serious?
  • Black Person #3: I know! I was like, "I'm a janitor thank you very much!"