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» The Hood Olympics...

Just some crazy shit I found on this hip-hop forum talking about if the Olympics would happen in the hood what would the events be…..this picture was on the website and all you have to click it to see the list…..

Video Event Example @ 7:00

So yeahhhhh hahahaha ridiculous but funny as hell when I first read it lol

» Ghetto corner store appreciation....

5 single pampers $3

single 2 -X tee’s $4

Natural Ice Beer .99

hot dogs 2/1.50

random youngstas asking u to comp them beer and ciggs, I charge them $2

thick freaks working behind the counter - priceless

Really, you fucking tool? You get to ask the President anything in his first address and you ask about that pussy A-Rod? Who gives a shit that that toolbox did steroids ? Really?... That's the first thing that came to mind? Please come to Boston so I can lick my hand and back-hand you in the face!

prideofboston:

catherine-elise:

(via prideofboston)

THANK YOU! i was like who the fuck is this joker and why is he allowed to speak!?!??

Editor: So did you bring back some good stuff? Did you get our publication decent facetime on TV? So many issues to pick from… What did you decide to go with?…

Reporter: Oh, I asked about Alex Rodreguez…

Editor: Pack your fucking shit and get out of my office!

Yeah, black people just lost some points there.

Complaint #13- A Day At The Neighborhood Corner Store...

Store Worker: Excuse me sir...What is this?
Black Man: Food Stamps.
Store Worker: Paper food stamps?!?! Man you can't use this...it's 2008 pimpin' where's your link card?
Black Man: What? Man I got that throwback money!

Complaint #12 - Laundry Service

Black Person #1: This drought has been goin' on for the longest man!
Black Person #2: I know man, I haven't been able to do my laundry in three weeks!

Complaint #11 - Law Enforcement

Just because we will have a black Attorney General don’t mean the justice system will be fair in America. Ya’ll still mad about O.J.

Complaint #10 - Fine cuisine

These ain’t no super-sized fries!!

Complaint #9 - Grocery Shopping

What do you mean my LINK card is not working?

Complaint #8 - Job Promotion

Black Person #1: Some white dude outside the hotel thought I was a bellman.
Black Person #2: Are you serious?
Black Person #3: I know! I was like, "I'm a janitor thank you very much!"

Complaint #7 - Cooking oil

Who used the chicken grease to cook the catfish?!? Are you stupid?!?